In my defence, this wasn't really my fault - not really. I read Nos' excellent babyfic, and this sort of grew in my head as a result. It's set in the same 'verse, in between The Fine Tradition of Fatherhood and On The Proper Education Of Time Lords.

( Daaaaaaaaaarkfic ahead! )

I have written so much inappropriate comment!fic lately, you guys. Here's my latest offering: a quick bit of River/Amy smut written for ms_prue.

Note: I have never written a non-het sex scene before, so this was a bit of a first for me.

River Song Has No-Strings-Attached Sex With Everyone And It Is Fantastic
By Jay

( With a title like that, wouldn't you just love to read the rest of the fic? )

This started as River/Eleven - a present for omfgitsjo, who won it off me a couple of posts back. But then things happened, and there was a thing with the thing where they did the you-know with the whatsit, and then ( Read more... )

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Title: Cautionary Tales for Incautious Children
Author: Jay (bewarethespork)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/pairings: Eleventh Doctor, Amy Pond
Rating: G
Warnings: Meta, stuff 'sploding, more meta
Spoilers: None, really, unless you don't know who Eleven and Amy are.
Disclaimer: These are not the copyright holders you were looking for. "[x] is ( Read more... )

06/06/2010: edited for public posting.

Title: Like Worlds Collapsing
Author: Jay (bewarethespork)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings (in order of appearance): Eleven/Amy
Rating: R
Spoilers: S05E01-S05E05
Warnings: Dubcon
Disclaimer: These are not the copyright holders you are looking for.
Author’s Notes/Summary: There are advantages to giving ( Read more... )

Title: Growing Pains
Author: Jay (bewarethespork)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Seventh Doctor, Ace, hints of Seven/Ace towards the end
Rating: PG for very mild language
Spoilers: Dragonfire, Remembrance of the Daleks, The Greatest Show in the Galaxy, Battlefield, The Curse of Fenric
Disclaimer: These are not the copyright holders you are ( Read more... )

Title: Five Practical Reasons for Kisses
Author: Jay (bewarethespork)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Eight/Grace, Nine/Rose, Ten/Martha, Ten/Astrid, Ten/Donna
Rating: Tossing up between PG and PG-13, but I think I'll leave it at the former.
Spoilers: I don't think so, but the drabble reference the TV Movie, Parting of the Ways, Smith and ( Read more... )

[Aaaand, unlocked!]

Title: Scars
Author: Jay (bewarethespork)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Tenth Doctor, very brief mentions of Susan, Romana and Ace, vague references to Donna, Martha, Astrid and Rose.
Rating: PG for dark themes.
Spoilers: VotD. No mentions of S4.
Disclaimer: These are not the copyright holders you are looking for.
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Title: Remembrance
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Tenth Doctor, Donna Noble
Rating: PG-13 for character death
Spoilers: All of S4, and especially the finale. If you don't know what happens yet, definitely don't read on.
Disclaimer: These are not the copyright holders you are looking for.
Author's Notes/Summary: There is a blank space in ( Read more... )